official retirement of this blog

I just want everyone to know that I am retiring this blog. I am SO tired of running into porn on this website and I cant continue to give them an ounce of support. As this is the last post please dont send any comments. If you want to find me, check facebook. I'll be there until I run into porn there and close that account too. Then you might actually have to CAll me.

art?

what is art and what is an unhealthy obsession?

self-incrimination

Someitmes my children wake up before me and have the house torn apart before 8 a.m. One morning I noticed some extra pics on the digital camera that they had taken of themselves eating spoonfuls of sugar for breakfast. It seems that criminal minds cannot help but keeps tokens or trophies of their misdeads to relive the crime over and over. (I learned that on TV).

funny but poetic

i'm not sure why I'm posting these, but I'm bored and i dont want to start anything of real consequence so here you go.

i hate taking pictures of myself

what's up with my non-photgenicness? i thought to myself wow my hair looks great today, having had the opputunity to use a hairdryer, so i took a picture and the 2 dimensional me just doesnt cut it. i want to be beautiful if only in my own eyes, but i'm too much of a lazy perfectionist (bad combination) i swear when my image gets captured, the camera spits on it before giving me the picture. so this was supposed to be a good day and its more like a bizzare twist of cartoon animation and bad lighting. go figure. go figure.

Double 007

Just wanted to wish you a happy new year and hope all the best for you and your family. "the Light of Heaven rests in us all".

government policies that suck

just a small incident today that lit a fuse in me i thought i would share. I went to the alberta registries to order a birth cirtificate for my daughter. Because she was born in British Columbia they gave me a B.C. form that i had to mail away. A couple hours later i had lost the form (my kids had lost the form, but i take responsibility) so i went back to get another one. A different woman was behind the desk and she said it cost me 2$. Two bux for a peice of paper. I told her the first woman did not charge me for the form. She said," yah well it's two dollars and she should have charged you for it." Steam came out of my ears I'm sure. So I paid the money and she said, "have a nice day." I walked out. Then when I get home what's the first thing I see laying in plain sight? THE FIRST FORM!!!! talk about ticked off! So if anybody needs to order a birth, marriage, or death certificate from B.C. just call me and I'd be happy to photocopy one of my forms for you so you dont have to succumb to another government scam.